Exes and Their Text Messages
February 5th, 2009 Posted in Horror Stories, Humorous
by SGLoughlin.
“I dated a guy who was a bit of a handful. His emotional stability varied hour by hour and often swung wildly between loving euphoria and numbed depression. We broke up, got back together, broke up, got back together ad nauseam for more than a year and a half. It only recently ended when I received several text messages asking for my hand in marriage.
“Taking new course, trying somethin new. Marry me. I love u, want 2 be with u 4ever.” Sent 6/22/08 at 3:32 A.M.
My response:
“Um. How is that helpful? We can’t even talk without fighting.” Sent 6/22/08 at 9:15 A.M.
His response: