Just Because He Says He’s A Gay Hottie Doesn’t Mean He Is One

One of my closest gay friends broke up with his boyfriend last Saturday, so my girlfriend and I spent most of yesterday in his apartment trying to comfort him. I've had friends who have broken up with their partners who were easier to console than this one. It wasn't because they simply grew apart. It wasn't just that his ex cheated on him. It was because his ex only hooked up with him so he could get some of his money while he cheated behind his back. We all knew he was dating a gay hottie, but what we didn't know is that that hottie was actually straight and he used our friend for easy cash.